- friend: i miss my boyfriend
- me: so do i
- friend: he calls me princess
- me: he calls me fan
- me: sometimes fans like plural
- me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
- friend:
Society as a kid: Be whatever you want! Follow your dreams! Nothing is impossible! The sky is the limit!
Society as you get older: That’s not realistic. You’ll never make money that way. Not in this economy. Good luck being homeless.
- Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is
